Ben's Corner




                                               

Hello Fred
                                           
                                                                   

   
                                                  

Why can't we feed them?
Do they become attached or something....

                                                                   



                                                  

Oink-Oink
                                                                             


                                                           


E-mail me if you think he should lose the beard.
His old Chief of Staff thinks he should.
carzymonkey@yahoo.com

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    This guy goes to jail. So he's sitting around in his cell and some one yells out 21 and every one starts laughing. Some one else yells out 18 and every one starts to cry with laughter. So he leans over to the guy next to him and says "what's so funny?" and the guy says "We've all been here so long we've numbered the jokes" so he says "can I try?" "Go ahead." he says. So the guy yells out "15", and no one laughs. So he leans over again and says "Why's no one laughing?" and his neighbor says "Well some people just can't tell a Joke"


If the book is called the The Three Musketeers how come there are four?


If a tree falls on a mine in the middle of the forest is there a sound and does any one care?


Why do teachers need answer books?


Why does my computer restart ever time I bump it?


Why do you press the start button to turn a windows computer off?